I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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