yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
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do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
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Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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