I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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