Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
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Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
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I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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