I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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