that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
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His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
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Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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