You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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