is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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