wake up i wanna do it froggy style
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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