You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
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Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
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I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
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