Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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