How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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