it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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