Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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