we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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