you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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