When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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