im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
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Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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