thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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