apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
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it was like having sex with a tree stump
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
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Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
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