I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
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I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
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But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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