I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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