nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
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I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
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I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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