dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I currently don't understand fingers.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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