His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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