Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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