I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
