Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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