Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Randomize
