All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
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two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
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So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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