Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Actions speak louder than pants.
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should my penis look like a turkey
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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