I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm passing your future prison.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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