Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
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Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
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If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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