erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
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You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
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I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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