And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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