words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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