she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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