apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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