She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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