I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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