i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize
