I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
