Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Randomize
