even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
