My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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