I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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