My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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