It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
