But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
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Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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