my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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