I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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