youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
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She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
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you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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