just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
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saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
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It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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