And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
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Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
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I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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