Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
is this the sara with the beer cane?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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