Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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