I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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