It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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