What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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